Story 1
My dad marrying his third wife:
My stepbrother and I were in the wedding party. He was about 6, I was 10. The preacher asks if anyone objects and my brother raises his hand very politely.
My dad asks why, and my stepbrother replies, “Because I want you to promise to take me fishing whenever I want first.” © vogera/ Reddit
Story 2
My wife wanted to climb the tree in our front yard to hang Christmas lights, but my toddler cried and begged her not to so she wouldn’t get hurt. It was a warm, caring moment that showed how much she loves her mom.
Moments later, she suggested I climb the tree instead. © HenpeckedHal/ Twitter
Story 3
Story 4
My in-laws gave me body wash for Christmas.
I wouldn’t have thought anything of it, except that my mother-in-law attached a note that said, “I did NOT pick this out.”
So apparently my father-in-law thinks I stink
