A blonde, looking to make some extra cash

At the first house, the man says, “You can paint my porch. How much?”

“$50,” she replies.

He agrees, hands her the paint and brushes, and goes back inside. His wife, overhearing, raises an eyebrow.

“Does she even know the porch wraps around the whole house?”

He shrugs. “She should. She was standing on it.”

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