A priest offered a nun a lift

The priest almost got into an accident. He took control of the vehicle and then slipped his hand up her leg. “Remember Psalm 129, Father?” the nun asked. The priest took his hand away.

However, he changed course and allowed his hand to move up her leg once more. “Remember Psalm 129, Father?” the nun asked again.

“Sorry, sister, but the flesh is weak,” the priest said in apology. With a heavy sigh, the nun arrived at the convent and left. The priest hurried to look up Psalm 129 as soon as he arrived at the church.
“Go forth and seek; you will find glory further up,” it said. The lesson is that you could lose out on a fantastic opportunity if you are not knowledgeable about your line of work.

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